I just played a game with my mom that I like to call “Drunk or Sober.”
I showed her all of the pictures from last night and then asked her to guess if I was drunk or sober when it was taken.
She guessed them all right and when I asked her how she did it she said “Well when you’re sober you act drunk and make weird faces all the time so I just assumed that you try really hard to look sober when you’re drunk.”
Ya nailed it, Jackster… ya nailed it! :D
You told me I looked great and it made me wanna listen to Konstantine. So I’m doing that. And yes, I did have a good time tonight.
I hope your spleen is okay. And selfishly, I hope you miss me like I miss you.
The people who judge me and put me down don’t deserve to be in my life. My life is far too fabulous for basic bitches.
I missed you today and I just wanna kiss you and make it all better.
it would be a priviage to have my heart broken by you
I need a decoder pen for men.
YOU SAYING LOVE TELLS ME THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME IN SOME UNUSUAL WAY AND I CAN’T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND ANYTHING.